Dear Friday: Welcome. I’ve missed you dearly. Tonight we will celebrate your return with homemade pizza & a bottle of wine.
Dear NYC: We will see you in 28 days!
Dear weather: 81 degrees? Its February! Weather, you’re drunk!
Dear Seminoles: Scalp ‘em! Basketball game tomorrow!
Dear boss: You were very funny yesterday when I picked you up from your dental surgery – and I am jealous that you have an excuse to drink milkshakes all day.
Dear GlamGrab: LOVE my bracelet! You are the only reason Mondays will now be semi bearable!
Dear tanning bed: Its been a long time since I’ve seen you, and as bad as you are for me, you were amazing this week. If I closed my eyes and concentrated hard enough, I truly felt like I was on the beach, knee deep in the water somewhere… and it was glorious.
Dear sinuses: Thank you for finally getting your game together. That was not a pleasant way to start off the new year and I am happy to be feeling like myself again!