If you have a filling that needs to be refilled, and it
happens to be on the very back most upper right tooth, they will most likely give
you Novocain (so you can't eat or let alone speak right for the entire afternoon). It won’t hurt too badly
and the whole dental visit won’t last too long, but it MAY numb the entire
right side of your face, up to and including your eye. Then you might have a mini-panic attack fearing that your face will be stuck like this for your wedding day.
If you put on a cute dress and snap a picture of it to send
to your fiance to remind him that this was the dress you were wearing when you met just to document, your dog MAY think you’re an idiot and ask you what you’re
doing.
If you find a great deal on Groupon like I did, a 12-pack of racerback
tank tops for uber cheap, your fiancé MAY think you have a tanktop problem when you
squeal with delight as he brings the package inside after checking the
mailbox.
If you’re obsessed like monograms and you check out this site, you MAY feel tempted to change your iPhone lock screen every day.
If you go to Publix and find they have awesomely perfectly
round big ol’ pumpkins for sale you’ll probably buy one to put on the fireplace
to make your home feel fall festive.
But you MAY forget that your dog, likeyou, has a fond taste of all things pumpkin and may take a little nibble. And
by little nibble, eat the pumpkin like an apple.
Also, don't you like how my first reaction to bad news is that Bo ate something?
